Winning Machine   -   January 2005

Winner:                                 Ourselves

Machine Name:                   www.KneeCracker.com & www.jnou.com

Machine Description:          A mysterious machine

Machine Assembly:         - Isolate God in a magnetic field
                                              - Isolate Internet in magentic field
                                              - Mix magentic fields in magnetic field resistant bowl
                                              - Register www.kneecracker.com & www.jnou.com
                                              - Release mixture in www.kneecracker.com & www.jnou.com
                                              - Sacrifice a small goat (optional)

Machine Purpose:                  None, kneecracker & jnou don't have a purpose, they just are.


Other Useful information:

KneeCracker is a Machine.

CAUTION, KneeCracker can be harmful for pregnant women and people with serious mental deseases. Do not operate KneeCracker while under the influence. Always use appropriate protective gear while operating KneeCracker. Do not heat or microwave KneeCracker. Might be harmful to small pets and/or children. Store KneeCracker in apropriate storing facilities and at temperature between 15C and 20C. Do not swallow KneeCracker and avoid contact with eyes.